The Blow Job

A young couple went out one night and late in the evening the guy took his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:" Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Horrified, she replies: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who´s gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on! There´s nobody around, they´re all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It´s just to risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can´t!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can´t, and that´s final!!!"

Him: "I beg you..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl´s sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. But for Godsake tell the dickhead to take his fucking hand off the intercom!, the family is trying to get some sleep!"